From an anonymous Facebook post:

Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel…“Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.” Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel. This is the “promised land.” Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, …taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the “promised land!”